We’re all doing our best during these stressful times to stay home, stay active and stay informed. Hubby and I put it off as long as we could, but finally had to make our way into the grocery store. Well, it was obvious that we were quite a bit late. Needless to say, all the cleaning supplies, toilet paper, paper towels, etc. were gone, but baking ingredients? Baking is what I like to do to relax, and apparently, a lot of people share in this, because the flours, sugars, and all of the essential baking ingredients were also not to be found. I was completely unprepared to see even these supermarket shelves barren. It’s a good thing I had some of the basic items at home.
With that in mind, what challenge do I need to take on with my limited pantry? Having just received the latest edition of COOKS ILLUSTRATED (a periodical I’ve relied upon for other recipes), there it was … Crumpets! I’ve never made Crumpets before and felt the need to tackle something new. The article was a full two-pages on how to make ‘authentic crumpets’, which should have been my first clue.
What are Crumpets? I think they are most easily described as Britain’s version of an English muffin. Perfect for breakfast or teatime, they are a home-spun, belly filling, crisp on the outside, kind’a doughy on the inside, griddle cake. The best way to eat them is toasted and slathered with butter or jam, or butter AND jam.
The COOK’S ILLUSTRATED recipe called for “cake flour”, which struck me as rather odd, because this is hearty comfort food, not a delicate sponge. Hubby said I needed ring molds. Really? COOK’S ILLUSTRATED didn’t say I needed them. Why can’t I just drop the dough onto the griddle in rounds? After trying to do exactly that, I can tell you, hubby was right … you’re not going to get nice, fat, round muffins. You are going to get something flat and misshapen like a pancake. The recipe said to ‘scrape off the top of the batter, before flipping, to expose the beautiful air holes’. Why that alone didn’t make me toss the recipe aside, I’ll never know. I plunged ahead anyway.

Epic Fail Crumpet Flapjacks
Three hours later, all 12 misshapen, gluey, tasteless griddle cakes went into the trash. If you want to make Crumpets, I do not recommend the COOK’s ILLUSTRATED recipe. I did, however, go through all my cookbooks, as well as online recipes and, after four more attempts, ended up making delicious Crumpets with thanks to Paul Hollywood.

DIY crumpet ring molds
Not having crumpet rings and looking frantically for something to use, I ended up squashing some cookie cutters into roundish molds. They aren’t pretty, but they worked. And with my final attempt to make these crumpets, I decided they should be a bit more nutritious. Why not Whole Wheat?
Super easy to prepare … although the grilling part was a bit tricky. You can easily use a bowl and wooden spoon, but I choose to use my stand mixer. And, you can prepare the batter the night before and grill them in the morning. What could be easier than that? Eat them as they come off the grill, or make ahead and freeze. Either way, when you’re ready to eat them, be sure to toast the crumpets til crisp and slather them with rich, creamy butter. Here’s the recipe. I hope you give it a go!!
WHOLE WHEAT CRUMPETS
Makes approximately: 10 to 12 4″ crumpets. Cook time: 8 to 12 minutes.
1 cup bread flour (or all purpose flour)*
1 cup whole wheat flour*
1 cup warm milk
1 teaspoon salt
1 tablespoon active dried yeast
1 tablespoon sugar
1 cup water
1 teaspoon baking soda
*(or you can use two cups all purpose flour)
First, warm the milk in the microwave (not too hot) and stir in the yeast and the sugar. Let it rest for 10 minutes until its frothy.
In a large bowl, stir together the flours and the salt. Add the warm milk mixture and stir together until a thick dough forms. If using a stand mixer, use the paddle attachment. Let it mix for about 3 or 4 minutes.
No need to take it out, knead it and grease the bowl. Just cover the bowl with a towel and put it aside to rise for about an hour, or until the dough has doubled in size.
When it has doubled and will hold an indentation from your finger, it’s ready. Mix together the cup of water with the baking soda. Now comes the tricky part, mix this liquid into the dough. It’ll be difficult at first. I used a fork to break the dough up, and then beat the mixture with a wooden spoon until it was somewhat smooth (but not perfect … still a bit lumpy).
After the water/baking soda liquid has been fully incorporated, cover the bowl again and put it aside for another hour. When it’s ready, there should be bubbles on the surface.
Preheat a skillet, griddle or cast iron pan on medium heat and oil it a bit. Not too generously. But, generously grease the inside of the ring molds. If you don’t, the batter will stick and you’ll never get them out. Put the rings onto the skillet to get hot as well.
Using a ladle or tablespoon, spoon equal portions of the batter into the molds. The batter will be sticky and gloppy. Don’t be concerned. That’s how it’s suppose to be. Keep an eye on the heat to be sure they don’t burn on the bottom, turning it down as necessary. They will rise and as with pancakes, they will be almost fully cooked before they need to be flipped over (about 6 minutes on the first side). When the top has lost its gloss and the sides look firm, remove the rings. The rings will be hot, so use tongs. With a spatula, flip the crumpets over and let them cook on the other side for just another minute.
The crumpets should be lightly browned and ready to eat. Move them to a rack and let them cool for a bit, as they will continue to cook on the inside for a minute or two. Re-grease the ring molds and put them back on the griddle to heat up and then ladle in more batter. Keep going until all the batter is gone. Depending upon the size of the rings, this recipe will make 8 to 12 crumpets.

Whole Wheat Crumpets
Crumpets are delicious hot off the griddle with a generous slathering of butter. If you are going to toast them, don’t slice them open. They aren’t English muffins. We really liked the whole wheat flour, giving these crumpets a darker color, rich nutty flavor. Half of them were gone, the moment they came off the griddle. I wrapped the others, put them into the freezer, and they’ll be perfect for the weekend.

If you make them, please be sure to let me know how they came out.
I hope you enjoy them as much as we do.
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The illustrations in this book are remarkable in that they are not photographs but drawn capturing the precise details from each original baked item. The images of wedding cakes are astonishingly beautiful, each having won prizes at the London International Exhibition 100 years ago.
In addition to the advice and recipes are the original advertisements for all the baking essentials required, from flours and sugars to cake stands and ovens. One advertisement which I found interesting was for a “vegetable butter” made from “cocoanuts, as an excellent substitute for butter, margarine and lard”. Why has it taken us another 100 years to fully incorporate coconut oil into our baking?
Using a stand mixer (or hand mixer), beat the butter and sugars together until light and fluffy. Then add the vanilla and beaten eggs.
In a separate bowl, sift together the flour, oats, baking soda and salt. Add the dry ingredients to the wet ingredients. You can use a big wooden spoon, or, if you are like me, you just switched out the paddle on your stand mixer to the bread one.
Add the chocolate chips and the walnuts to the batter. Mixing well. If you don’t like nuts, leave them out, and add more chocolate chips. They’re your cookies.
On parchment-lined baking sheets, drop spoonfuls of dough (or with an ice cream scoop). The size is up to you. Larger ones will take another minute or two to bake, but PUHLEEZE don’t overbake these cookies. They need to be a bit soft in the middle and gooey!
After spooning the dough onto the baking trays, dip the bottom of a drinking glass into flour and press onto each ball of dough. You want to flatten them slightly. If you are making these ahead, you can chill the trays at this point, if you like, up to four hours.
Bake at 350° for 12 to 15 minutes … again, depending upon the size. If you want small, “adult-sized” so that you can eat three or four and not feel guilty, fine. And, if you want one big “two hander”, go for it! Just remember …. underdone is best!
How about bacon, avocado and poached egg on toast … or a garlicky ricotta cheese and English peas spread with a hint of lemon … or a thick slab of roasted turkey breast smothered in pan roasted drippings (yes, I used to have that same lunch sitting at the Kresge’s counter with my grandmother) … or Nutella and banana slices, a sprinkle of pecans and topped with Marshmallow Fluff under the broiler all melted and gooey? My ‘toast’ would not be thinly sliced, pre-packaged white bread. It would be crusty, thick slices of artisanal breads from sourdough to whole grains.
The word ‘toast,’ in fact, comes from the Latin word tostum, meaning to scorch or burn. It is believed that 5,000 years ago Egyptians used ‘toasting’ bread was a way of preserving it. (Not quite sure how researchers have been able to determine that time line.) Romans also preserved bread by toasting it, and this continued to be spread throughout Europe. The British really took to ‘toasting’ (what goes better with a cuppa?). And, of course, anything that was popular in Europe found its way to the Americas. Cutting slabs of bread and roasting them on an open fire sounds intoxicating and romantic to me.
st invention of all time, although sliced bread wasn’t invented until 1928. I’m not sure how popular it was, having to lay your bread against the coils and and watch it, quickly taking the bread off before it burned. It wasn’t until the 1920s when the electric toaster as we know it today was perfected, evolving into a two-slice, pop-up device with a timer. And with the invention of pre-sliced bread, the world was changed forever.

hrough a strainer to remove the lemon zest, and any coagulated bits. I want to have all the zesty bits right in there, so I prefer not to.



In one bowl mix together the flour and cornstarch. In another bowl using a stand or hand mixer, beat the softened butter til creamy. Add 1/2 cup of sugar to the creamed butter and beat til lemony colored, light and airy.
Using a wooden spoon, slowly add the dry ingredients to the creamed mixture, blending well. The mixture will be very crumbly (short). Don’t overwork the dough or your cookies will be tough. Dump the batter into the prepared baking pan and press down with your hands. Use whatever you happen to have (with a flat bottom) to press the batter down firmly and evenly.
Bake at 350° for 16 to 18 minutes – just until its set and lightly browned. Take the shortbread out of the oven and let it cool in the pan while you prepare the caramel.
When it is ready, pour the caramel over the cooled shortbread and place the pan into the refrigerator to let the caramel set.
This is the easiest part … dump a bag of chocolate chips (milk chocolate or semi-sweet, it’s up to you), into a microwave-proof bowl and melt the chocolate. When its melted, stir in the oil. Quickly pour the warm chocolate over the cooled caramel filling and, with the back of a spatula, smooth out the surface. Let the chocolate cool completely.
When ready to serve, take the shortbread out of the pan. If you’ve used parchment paper, you can just lift it up and out. Using a very sharp knife, cut the shortbread into bars or squares. It’s up to you! Stack them up on a plate and keep an eye on them because they’ll disappear right before your eyes. But, if they don’t, they’ll keep very well in an airtight container.